End of the World New Product Team: NUCLEAR apocalypse

This week, the team’s gone nuclear, tackling all things apocalyptic.

It finally happened. We’re not going to dwell on why or when or who said what about who’s mother / mental capacity, but the long and short of it is Trump pressed the button...and then so did Kim, then Vlad and so on...I know, just as we were getting out of regular winter we now have to contend with a nuclear winter. Still, you know what they say? In every crisis, there’s an opportunity. So let’s take a look at our top three.

Lead-lined Yeezys

The perfect way to stay so fresh and so clean in your post apocalyptic postcode. Lead-lined Yeezys provide radiation protection and style in equal measure, plus the additional weight of the lead really helps you stay in shape. 

AirBnBunker

Just because the world ended, doesn’t mean you have to miss out on your summer holiday. Find yourself a cosy little fallout shelter in a new neighbourhood and widen your horizons, without poisoning your blood.

“I pushed the Button” Trump Hats

It’s time we all honour the architect of our ultimate destruction. Show your support and fealty to the man who pushed the button, and look damn good while you’re at it.