Ten Things To Do While…Trump chokes on a cheeseburger

John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.

#TTTDW
ten things to do while…

Trump chokes on a cheeseburger

1. Call your mum

2. Cough/Laugh

3. Order a fresh cheeseburger

4. Do 52 starjumps

5. Hoover

6. Update your LinkedIn Status

7. Masturbate into a sock

8. Return unwanted socks to Uniqlo

9. Practice your combover

10. Tell someone you love them