Ten Things To Do While…you wait for your food rations book

Written By Avalyn Kasahara

John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.

 

#TTTDW
ten things to do while…

You wait for your food rations book

  1. Churn your own butter

  2. Throw a milkshake at a fascist (see page 38)

  3. Have a Brexit argument with your mum

  4. Start your Euro Visa application 

  5. Book an appointment with your GP for 3 months time

  6. Colour your passport maroon

  7. Bid for a cow on eBay

  8. Watch reruns of Gardeners World to learn how to grow veg

  9. Celebrate the marvels of the Brexit Diet

  10. Claim asylum while on holiday in Costa Del Sol.

Avalyn Kasahara
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