Ten things to do while...Katie Hopkins waves for help from shark infested waters
John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.
#TTTDW
ten things to do while…
Katie Hopkins waves for help from shark-infested waters
Marvel at the fact that there are 10 times more stars in the night sky than grains of sand in the world’s deserts and beaches.. Thats 70 thousand million million million visible stars from earth.
Reapply your suntan lotion.
Try out new better positions for your sun lounger.
Order another Pina Colada.
Call your mum.
Use your phone camera zoom to ogle.
Check the weather back home.
Instagram your #hotdoglegs.
Check your tan line.
Change your name to Charmaine by deed poll.