Vision Statement

A vision statement is a powerful thing. It gives you a lighthouse to aim for in a foggy sea of monotony...or some shit like that. Let’s be honest, as a tool it’s over-used, verbose and paraded out like a former soap star in a pantomime. So we decided to give it one last hurrah, one final push over the top by creating the longest vision statement in the world (we are in contact with the guinness people as we speak). This is ours. Think you can do better? Give it a go.