Ten Things To Do While…Nigel Farage becomes a working class hero

John Lennon said life is what happens while you are busy doing other less interesting shit. With that in mind, instead of wasting your limited time on earth sitting around doing f#@k all, here are ten things to do while some other shit is happening that is of no interest to you.

#TTTDW
ten things to do while…

Nigel Farage becomes a working class hero

1. Watch repeats of Jeremy Kyle

2. Go down t’pit

3. Have a slice of pork pie

4. Buy some cockles 

5. Go to the dogs

6. Sing Roll Out The Barrel

7. Listen to Chas & Dave’s Rabbit

8. Read the Brexit Party Political Manifesto

9. Say Dog & Bone when you mean Phone

10. Move to Costa Del Sol