The MICKEY’S milkshake throwing decision tree

Caught in two minds about whether you should go purchase an extra thick Oreo cookie milkshake with cream on top to throw at a Fascist? Want to be sure it is a legitimate opportunity to do your bit against fascism in your local area? Use the MICKEY’s handy cut-out-and-keep Fascist Milkshake Throwing Decision Tree (FMTDT) to help you quickly make the correct decision. It could be the best £5.99 you ever spend on a ridiculously expensive milkshake from Five Guys, and you won’t have to worry about the calories or sugar content of the milkshake either. Win Win x 2.